This bottle of wine...
broke our first wine opener.
broke our second wine opener.
laughed at our attempt at using pliers to get the broken corkscrew out of the cork.
laughed even harder at our attempt of using a drill to uncork it.
It finally gave in and broke.
We couldn't even drink it and now we're out of wine openers.
Good thing I bought the rum. I'm pretty sure it has a screw top.