Setting: Kitchen. Vance and Vaughn coloring at table, I'm measuring my stomach trying to determine what size of pants to order.
Vance: Mommy, your stomach looks big.
Me: That's not nice to say. What do you mean it looks big?
Vance: I'm sorry Mommy. (Comes and gives me a hug, then sits back down at table.) It just looks like you've been eating a lot of food.
Me: Okay, but that's really not nice to say to someone. Do you understand? We never tell people that they look big.
Vance: Okay. Sorry.
End Scene.
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i like this strategy, make sure he knows to keep it this way to around big mike.
ReplyDeletekids say the darndest things! from any of the pics I see of you on this blog, you have no reason to even worry (if you were).
ReplyDeleteI meant to post something earlier because when I read this I actually laughed out loud.
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