Vance is now a member of the group of Those Who Can Tie Their Shoes.
That's right, as of yesterday he can do it himself.
No more Velcro. The world of footwear with shoestrings is his oyster.
In other news, it rained yesterday. When it's cold and rainy I tend to want to make peanut butter cookies with Hershey kisses in the middle. We always have peanut butter on hand but never Kisses. I've banned myself from keeping superfluous chocolate candy, and Nutella for the same matter, in the pantry. I'm fighting a war on the inside.
Plato was right.